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Book 1: Feeling Lucky Cover

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 1: Feeling Lucky
(Book 1 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, first in an ongoing series.

Published: January 2010
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
220 pages EAN13
978-1935563129

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A compulsive gambler, desperate to escape the clutches of a loan shark, borrows money from a shady ATM and finds himself enlisted in America's Galactic Foreign Legion, amid a war with a spider-like alien species threatening humanity. With a little luck, maybe he'll live through it all to roll the dice another day.

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Rating: Mild sexual references and language. Some graphic descriptions and violence.


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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 2: Reenlistment
(Book 2 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, second in an ongoing series.

Published: April 2010
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
210 pages EAN13
978-1935563211

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The saga of compulsive gambler turned legionnaire continues as Joey Czerinski's string of profitable casinos fall victim to continued spider insurgency. Suddenly destitute, Czerinski and his business partner Manny Lopez accept an emergency loan from their old friend, the shady Galactic Foreign Legion ATM. Reenlisted in America's Galactic Foreign Legion amid continuing guerilla warfare and cultural contamination involving the spider-like alien species on planet New Colorado, Czerinski and his Foreign Legion pals struggle through more serendipitous surprises in the next installment of this politically incorrect military space opera.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 3: Silent Invasion
(Book 3 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, third in an ongoing series.

Published: July 2010
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
202 pages EAN13
978-1935563266

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The saga of compulsive gambler turned legionnaire continues as Joey Czerinski deals with the clever machinations of the Arthropodan Empire trying to take control of planet New Colorado. It's not just a case of a spider that sits down beside her - Little Miss Muffet and the Galactic Foregin Legion have to deal with spiders, spiders everywhere, and the wolves are literally at the door. But with the usual politically-incorrect aplomb, Czerinski and his Legion pals struggle through more serendipitous surprises in this third installment of the miles-of-smiles military space opera.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 4: Demilitarized Zone
(Book 4 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, fourth in an ongoing series.

Published: October 2010
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
196 pages EAN13
978-1935563341

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The New Gobi Desert on planet New Colorado is hot-hot-hot, and when Major Joey Czerinski and his platoon are ordered there to check on Arthropodan spider military activity, Czerinski finds it hard to believe the spiders are just building a swimming pool. The spider commander is a royal pain in the rear, and Czerinski's cowboy diplomacy doesn't help the situation. Tit-for-tat one-upmanship escalates the conflict, making the DMZ explosive. A juvie militia leader rises from the dust to complicate things, and with Walmart, McDonald's, and chupacabra thrown into the mix, the absurdity never stops. Czerinski handles it all with his usual politically-incorrect aplomb in this fourth installment of the giggles-and-belly-laughs military space opera.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 5: Insurgency
(Book 5 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, fifth in an ongoing series.

Published: November 2010
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
172 pages EAN13
978-1935563402

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If dreams really do come true, then habitual-gambling legionnaire Joey R. Czerinski is stuck in a friggin' nightmare as his tour of duty in planet New Colorado's New Gobi Desert drags on. The alien Arthropodan Empire continues secretly supporting spider terrorists on New Colorado, and to fight back, the Legion also supplies the human rebel faction with armaments. But things get out of hand as independence from all rulers - Galactic Federation or Arthropodan Empire - starts looking better and better to a combined insurgency made up of both spider and human rebels. Czerinski finds himself teaming with unusal allies to try and keep things under control as the politically-incorrect humor explodes in this fifth installment of the military space opera.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 6: Culture War
(Book 6 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, sixfth in an ongoing series.

Published: December 2010
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
166 pages EAN13
978-1935563433

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The conflict escalates as the Arthropodan Emperor declares war on American culture and orders all American merchandise and cultural influences banned north of the DMZ. Things get out of hand, as usual, when Colonel Joey R. Czerinski and his miscreant band of legionnaires fumble the ball. Czerinski overracts and alienates those closest to him, and through it all, the laughs keep coming.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 7: Enemies
(Book 7 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, seventh in an ongoing series.

Published: February 2011
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
154 pages EAN13
978-1935563471

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Even the paranoid have enemies - as Colonel Joey R. Czerinski well knows, being paranoid and having many enemies. Some of those enemies he actually calls friends. Snipers on rooftops and scorpions from space - the source doesn't matter, they're still enemies that have to be dealt with. And Czerinski deals with it all in his usual way - by cheating and lying and alienating everyone around him - as the laughs continue.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 8: Allies
(Book 8 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, eighth in an ongoing series.

Published: April 2011
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
180 pages EAN13
978-1935563532

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A treaty makes the humans and spiders allies, but before anyone can enjoy peace, the scorpions reappear with a vengeance. Col. Czerinski and his miscreant band of legionnaires help the spiders battle the scorpions. The Legion’s serendipitous screw-up convinces the scorpions to surrender. A new alien species makes an appearance, and a feared nemesis returns, putting everyone on alert as the laughs continue.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 9: Scorpions
(Book 9 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, ninth in an ongoing series.

Published: May 2011
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
166 pages EAN13
978-1935563532

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The Scorpion Queen takes a special diplomatic tour of planet New Colorado, with a secret recipe - er, plan - in mind for the surviving Mantidae. All she has to do is find them. Amid a buffalo drive, Czerinski falls victim to a mysterious illness with a nasty green rash that threatens his life. The Mantid matriarch makes a final bid for vengeance against the scorpions for decimating her race. And, in a strange turn of events, Czerinski gets a new CO as the laughs and absurdity continue in this ninth installment of the seriously screwy science fiction space saga.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 10: Peacekeepers
(Book 10 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, tenth in an ongoing series.

Published: July 2011
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
154 pages EAN13
978-1935563594

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With Colonel Manny Lopez now in charge, Captain Joey R. Czerinski and his ragtag band of legionnaires are sporting blue peacekeeper armbands and helmets to head off hostilities between the scorpions and the spiders on planet New Colorado. But with nukes and an old foe making a return appearance, America's Galactic Foreign Legion has a full plate - as long as Taco Bell and Pizza Hut keep their doors open, and Czerinski handles it all with his usual paranoid aplomb. The absurdity continues in the tenth installment of the seriously screwy science fiction space saga.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 11: Cemetery City
(Book 11 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, eleventh in an ongoing series.

Published: September 2011
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
152 pages EAN13
978-1935563655

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Colonel Lopez returns to planet New Colorado with an agenda - mining rare metals used in communications and weapons technology on which the USGF is so dependent. The only problem is, the ore vein is located across the border in Arthropodan territory. But Lopez has a plan to get around that little technicality, and it involves Major Joey R. Czerinski's chain of cemeteries. The spider commander takes offense at the Legion's claim-jumping, and Lopez gets caught in the middle of the fracas as the absurdity continues in the eleventh installment of the seriously screwy science fiction space saga.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 12: The Ark
(Book 12 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, twelfth in an ongoing series.

Published: September 2011
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
234 pages EAN13
978-1935563709

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General Lopez returns once again to planet New Colorado with another top-secret mission for Colonel Joey R. Czerinki and his trusty (or not so trusty) legionnaires. A huge spaceship has been detected deep underground, right under the desert oasis of croc-infested Caldera Lake. Czerinski's task is to reach the ship and strip its technology before the Arthropodan Empire finds out what's going on. But as soon as the Legion arrives and starts digging around, the spiders come right behind to start their own tunneling. It's a race against absurdity and a battle of witlessness as the two teams squabble - while progress (Walmart, a couple casinos, Starbucks, and Taco Bell) pop up around them. Tourists, hearing of an ancient ark discovered deep beneath the sand, flock to Caldera Lake by the busloads, hoping to see this new wonder in the twelfth installment of the seriously silly science fiction space saga. Bonus story VAMPIRE IN THE OUTFIELD included at the end - first time in print!

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 13: Salesman From Mars
(Book 13 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, thirteenth in an ongoing series.

Published: November 2011
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
196 pages EAN13
978-1935563730

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The zany humor continues with a new star in this thirteenth installment of the screwy military space saga. Born salesman Donald Crisp is down on his luck and short of money. When Crisp accepts a loan from the USGF recruitment ATM, he ends up - of course - enlisted in the United States Galactic Federation Foreign Legion. Oranges for scorpions, semi-sentient penguins, biting Blue Lizards, ghosts from the past, and cheating at cards make life interesting as Crisp chills at the South Pole, then makes a splash in Caldera Lake - all the while, watching out for the Grim Reaper!

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Rating: Mild sexual references and language. Some graphic descriptions and violence.


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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 14: Embassy War
(Book 14 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military spoof novel, fourteenth in the series.

Published: December 2011
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
172 pages EAN13
978-1935563754

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The Butcher of New Colorado returns to the spotlight, assigned to protect the lavish new USGF Embassy while acting as a spy for General Lopez and the CIA on the spiders' home world of Arthropoda. Amid riots and sports betting on exhibition basketball games, Czerinski finds trouble has followed him across the galaxy. An old foe makes a surprise visit and wrecks his office. A war ensues over turkey dinner, leaving the scorpion embassy in shambles. Following that debacle, Czerinski and crew get a plum assignment back on New Colorado, guarding a volcano in desert-isle Quenaudenville as he tries to figure out what no-good mischief the spiders are up to now. And just when things couldn't be worse, his terrorist ex-girlfriend shows up with their delinquent son, Joey Jr. This time the loony legionnaires go off the reservation with a game-changing detour!

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 15: Lieutenant Columbus
(Book 15 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, fifteenth in the series.

Published: May 2012
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
156 pages EAN13
978-1935563877

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Things just keep getting loonier on planet New Colorado, where a new officer, Lieutenant Chris Columbus, claims he's the original Christopher Columbus credited with discovering America back on Old Earth in 1492. He also claims Major Lopez went back in time as General Lopez and recruited him to the Legion. Czerinski's not buying the whole time-travel thing, but that doesn't stop the Arthropodan spider commander from suspecting there's something to it. And if that isn't weird enough, another lieutenant from the past makes an appearance, as well as the Legion's most hated traitor, claiming he's being chased by vampire commandos. Welcome back to Camp Crazy with this next installment of the whacky military space opera.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 16: Galactic Disney
(Book 16 in Series)

by Walter Knight and James Boedeker
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, sixteenth in the series.

Published: October 2012
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
146 pages EAN13
978-1938758010

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As construction of the new Galactic Disney theme park nears completion in New Colorado’s New Gobi Desert, suspicion escalates between humans and spiders. Opening day turns into a battle free-for-all, destroying the ‘Escape from Spider Mountain’ ride. The Legion’s goal is to keep the peace – but it's a relative concept. A former legionnaire baseball star returns for an exhibition game, upsetting Colonel Joey Czerinski’s plan to hedge his bet. Joey Junior, a chip off the old Czerinski block, joins the Legion, while Mom goes back to her terrorist ways. Meanwhile, Private Telk and his infamous 396 steps to sexual bliss add a whole new dimension to the term ‘psychosis’ as the way-out wackiness continues.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 17: Randal Telk
(Book 17 in Series)

by Walter Knight and James Boedeker
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, seventeenth in the series.

Published: January 2013
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
158 pages EAN13
978-1938758096

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Legionnaire Private Randal Telk falls deeper into his delusional spell as the platoon searches planet New Colorado's New Gobi Desert for his bride Elena, who was captured by the rebel group Fist & Claw. Telk's delusions revolve around the super-hot Yolanda and his various applications of the 396 Steps to Sexual Bliss - and Randal's Big Bang Theory. Meanwhile things are looking ever more dire for Elena at the hands/claws of her captors. Many try to offer Telk encouragement and advice, but it is an old Legion foe who spurs him on to do what's necessary to get his wife back. It's debatable whether he'll get there in time to save her, and only his delusions keep him sane while the way-out wackiness continues.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 18: First Contact
(Book 18 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, eighteenth in the series.

Published: August 2013
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9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
134 pages EAN13
978-1938758119

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A rover probe sent by a bear-like people from across the galaxy lands on New Colorado, looking for a sentient race to establish diplomatic contact. And that's where the trouble begins. After becoming involved with a petty gang and blowing up a Burger King to win favor with the perceived powerful McDonald's Corporation, the rover, mistaken as a souped-up Toyota, is entered in an all-terrain race. On the run, the rover runs smack-dab into Colonel Joey R. Czerinski, who wants its compact laser technology, and the silliness continues!

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 19: ATM
(Book 19 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, nineteenth in the series.

Published: August 2013
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
140 pages EAN13
978-1938758270

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The ever-present Galactic Foreign Legion recruitment ATM gets a makeover when the CIA uses its AI in an android body developed for troop build-up. Major Lopez walks a fine line between treason and time paradox with this new scheme, and Colonel Joey R. Czerinski, as usual, doesn't have a clue. As Private Atm tries to 'blend with the crowd,' the Arthropodan spider commander notices something different and is determined to capture this new human pestilence technology. The laughs abound as the Legion takes another perverse turn down the road to Hell under Czerinski's comical command.

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Rating: Sexual references and language. Some graphic descriptions and violence.


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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 20: Time Machine
(Book 20 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, twentieth in the series.

Published: September 2014
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
198 pages EAN13
978-1938758379

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Colonel Joey R. Czerinski and Major (or is it General?) Manny Lopez 'guard' the time machine recovered from a defunct alien species. But time paradoxes are afoot as time and again Czerinski encounters Lopez's evil time twin intent on changing the future by meddling with the past. And while Czerinski's overseeing the ratings-rich use of the time machine to observe historical events via drones sent back in time for ‘live’ broadcasts, things go awry, stopping the crucifixion of Christ and bringing Jesus to the future. All hell's gonna break loose when God finds out about that screw-up. But whatever happens, the laughs keep coming.

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Rating: Sexual references and language. Some graphic descriptions and violence.


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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 21: Breaking Very Bad
(Book 21 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

A sci-fi military humor novel, twenty-first in the series.

Published: March 2015
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
196 pages EAN13
978-1938758393

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Colonel Joey R. Czerinski gets in more hot water when Major Manny Lopez and his CIA buddies decide to step up the war on drugs on planet New Colorado. Lopez uses the time machine to recruit two grade-A cookers from the past to concoct a very special blend of blue powder in the old Diablo Beer brewery. A 'silent partner' who shall remain unnamed gets in on the action, and all hell breaks loose when the Grim Reaper is sent in as a heavy to enforce the deal. Things really heat up when General Daly decides to end the conflict with the spiders once and for all, and Czerinski finds himself on the lamb in the past - as campaign manager for General Patton running for President against ... JFK! And the laughs keep rolling with the punches.

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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion
Book 22: Blue Powder War
(Book 22 in Series)

by Walter Knight
Science-Fiction / Action / Military / Humor-Political

Published: October 2015
PriceFormatLengthBook ID
9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
  EAN13
978-1938758478

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Colonel Czerinski still has his hands full, trying to keep the drug trade and the Arthropodan spider commander under control on planet New Colorado after Major Manny Lopez used the time machine to bring two grade-A cookers from the past to concoct a special recipe of blue powder. Now a Polish cartel is going strong and making trouble. With Legion enlistments down, the draft is reinstituted, and Czerinski plucks likely victims from every quarter and lands in more trouble with more bad press. Can he keep it together long enough to make another successful wager on football, this time a game between guards and prisoners at the local jail? Familiar faces make an appearance, plus new ones - including a talking groundhog. The drug war draws to a close and Czerinski contemplates retirement from the Legion, but he's in for the duration as the laughs continue.

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Battle for Blood: The Blood Feud

by Pedro Cerda and Daniel Stiles
Science-Fiction / Futuristic / Humor-Satire / Pirate-Zombie-Vampire

Death is rarely a laughing matter - unless it involves zombie pirates and vampire raiders in space!

Published: May 2013
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10.99 US Trade Paperback
6x9
254 pages EAN13
978-1938758218

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Zombie pirates and vampire raiders descend from space to terrorize a peaceful planet of purple humanoids. One man stands between them and total annihilation - but will his efforts be enough to save the planet?

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Rating: Violence.


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The Making of Bernie Trumble

by Robert J. Wetherall
Fantasy / Mainstream / Comedy / Social-Gender

An Oz-like spin on the battle of the sexes in a world where women are on top.

Published: November 2010
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9.99 US Trade Paperback
5.25x8
212 pages EAN13
978-1935563389
2.99 Ebook
PDF-HTML
76948 words EAN13
978-1935563372

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A young man, born into a world where women rule, stuggles to find himself through an odyssey of mishaps and adventures.

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Broadland Suspense: The Blue Lady

by Anthony Jude McGowne
Suspense / Adventure / Historical / Humor

A comedy action adventure on the Norfolk Broads.

Published: January 2011
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9.99 US Trade Paperback
6x9
204 pages EAN13
978-1935563020
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70378 words EAN13
978-1935563419

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Seven Scottish lads rent a cruiser for a summer holiday on the Norfolk Broads, and get more than they bargained for when they have a run-in with smugglers.

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Rating: Language, violence.


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Bud the Crud and the Vampire-Werewolf Wars

by Jamie Wasserman
Horror / Paranormal / Young-Adult / Humor

Vampires and werewolves - oh my! Sometimes it takes the simple wisdom of a nerdy kid to see through an age-old war and discover what's really important.

Published: August 2013
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190 pages EAN13
978-1938758195
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978-1938758126

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Fourteen-year-old nerdy Buddy finds himself an unexpected new friend when a strange guy his sister admires from afar intervenes to stop a bully. Suddenly Buddy's favorite comic book featuring a vampire seems to be coming to life, and he ends up in the middle of an age-old feud between vampires and werewolves. But it can't all be bad, can it?

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Rating: Suitable for juvenile, young-adult, and general adult audiences.


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The Cat's Fancy

by Gwynn E. Ambrose
Romance / Contemporary / Comedy

A cute romance - with a cat's helping paw.

Published: May 2010
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140 pages EAN13
978-1935563037
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Humans may think they're at the top of the food chain, but cats know better. Every now and then, humans need a little help, and Max the Cat meets the challenge when his human Kari gets in deep doo-doo after losing her job. His solution? Kari needs a man - and fast!

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Rating: Mild sexual references.


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Series: Dominatrix-Online.com
Mistress Blackheart: Policeman's Prerogative
(Book 1 in Series)

by Dallas White
Romance / Erotic / Comedy / Romance

First installment of the erotic romance series Dominatrix-Online.com

Published: August 2009
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292 pages EAN13
978-0981961477
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978-0981961415

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"You've been very naughty, and you must be punished!" A snarky online dominatrix who avoids commitment like the plague finally meets her match. But will she be able to let her guard down and learn to love? Or will she stay on the dark path of domination and punishment?

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Rating: Graphic sexual content and language.


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Lily Steps Out

by Rita Plush
Women's Fiction / Contemporary / Humor / Jewish

Every middle-aged married woman's nightmare ... every empty-nest homemaker's dream.

Published: May 2012
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206 pages EAN13
978-1935563891
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Empty nest and retired husband ... after thirty years of cooking and cleaning, Lily Gold wants more out of life, something she can do just for her. A job seems like a great idea, but re-entering the work force is harder than she thinks. Just when she finds the perfect situation in an antique store, with the opportunity to start her own business, husband Leon decides he doesn't like not having her at his beck and call and pulls the plug on the finances. HIS needs - what about HERS? Lily's had enough! But how far will she go to assert her independence and prove she has what it takes to be her own person? Does doing what you love mean you have to leave behind those you love? Lily's about to find out...

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Rating: Some sexual references.


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Vampire in the Outfield

by Walter Knight
Paranormal / Horror / Comedy / Vampire-Sports

A humorous paranormal novella about vampires and baseball by the author of the AMERICA'S GALACTIC FOREIGN LEGION series.

Published: June 2011
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A young man who just wants to play baseball in the major leagues ends up going to some questionable extremes to get his wish. A humorous look at baseball, vampires, and the Evil Empire (the New York Yankees) in a future where scouts will sign just about anybody – human or otherwise – if they can hit and play ball. (Complete novella. Last half contains promo bonus material for other books.)

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Rating: Mild sexual references and some violence.


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Zombie Missouri

by Walter Knight
Horror / Fantasy / Humor-Satire / Apocalyptic

An improbably humorous version of the coming zombie apocalypse!

Published: July 2013
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5.25x8
220 pages EAN13
978-1938758256
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44438 words EAN13
978-1938758249
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The zombies are everywhere, and wouldn't you know ... teenage loser Lenny Dreckle has eyes only for the lovely flesh-eating Andrea. But somebody's gotta fix the apocalypse, and it looks like Lenny's elected.

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Rating: Language, violence, some graphic descriptions, sexual references.

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